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Anthony from Paris — Sun, 21 Dec 2008 10:39:41 GMT

AfP#40: Cheezy Rider.

Anthony from Paris — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 11:40:21 GMT

Oh Happy day! This be one of those short vids if you enjoy that sort of thing. Take what sounds like some chipmunks, an overcast day, a scooter & a nice song- mix them all together with a touch of Benny Hill & you've got this. (Travelling down from Pigalle district to the Louvre) See you later, Enjoy! *Hair dryer engines always make the best sound.

AfP#39: Pickle your knees.

Anthony from Paris — Sun, 13 Jan 2008 01:29:38 GMT

Whot whot! This just in: 2008 is officially the year of the multiple choice question. For example, to get us started: The current president of France is still- a)Sarkosy, b)a question so easy that the answer is a) Sarkosy, or c) a little mouse with clogs on. Boxing day, was a fine opportunity to record some inane twaddle & 'mince' home after a few bevvies & that. Bonne Année a tous! ♣♦♥♠ Mr.Tourette from "Modern Toss": 'Hallelujah' - Happy Mondays 'A View to a smug' - DuranDuran 'Fools around'- our man JR ! 'Pickle your Knees' - Ivor Cutler Monkey Face: "Darwin who?" *Pickle your knees in cheese.

AfP#38: "The twelve days of smugness."

Anthony from Paris — Sun, 16 Dec 2007 13:45:27 GMT

It's not too late! You can still place an order with Santa Claus. In this instance, perhaps a pair of earplugs would be nice to go with the two turtle doves & three french hens & that. *I'm having a horrible time wrapping this bloody pear tree btw

AfP#37: Nice Scary Tunnels & Stuff.

Anthony from Paris — Wed, 31 Oct 2007 20:00:04 GMT

"Happiness, all snug, lies fast asleep. As spirits roam the neighbourhoods at night, Let loose upon the Earth till it be light, Laughing revelers, whom death doth keep. O spirits lost, who wail but cannot weep, Wanton worshippers of rage and spite, Each the unknown author of its plight, Equal in the pain you sow and reap, Now come to us from out your vasty deep! & Stuff." Including a visit to the "Catacombs" of Paris- a mass burial site("the city of the dead") situated in abandoned limestone quarries directly beneath our feet. There have been cases of people who went down there & who were never seen again. That's why some of us are smug & take the tourist entrance! Big thankyou to Joanna & Laurie for those haunting poems. "Annabel Lee" by Edgar Allan Poe (read from memory if you please) & "Heebie-Jeebies" -always nice! A big "Cornuto" to Shoes on Fire for the song of the same name. Jim is tapping what's left of his feet at the Père Lachaise as we speak. Monkey! the musical. The city of the dead- now a film "Catacombs" (featuring "Pink") at Fearnet.com. The fantastic "Lost Vagueness". (Watch "CATACOMBS" Full Movie- HERE.) *CackleCackle (anthonyfromparis.podomatic.com)

AfP#36: Ecoutez et Répétez.

Anthony from Paris — Thu, 11 Oct 2007 15:40:33 GMT

Whot whot people! Repeat after me: qu'est-ce que c'est un "Podcast?" Hopefully this will provide an answer to that question for all the clueless froggies AKA: the french (I have a nice zit on my neck today -just thought I'd share that with you.) *a bientot!

AfP Vid#5: NOUGAT! revisited (part deux..)

Anthony from Paris — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 22:37:34 GMT

More puerile stuff from Nougat-land, ie: Montélimar in southern France. (See videos in comments section) More vacuous rural pursuits involving colour, camera work by Shakin' Stevens, wild animals- & of course the nice, but extremely dangerous confectionary that is- NOOGAH (Don't do it.) Chunks of nougat in comments section. NougaNougaNouga. *Special thanks to Ricofruk & to Mr. David Barron.

AfP Vid#4: NOUGAT! revisited (& that.)

Anthony from Paris — Mon, 20 Aug 2007 16:08:13 GMT

Hello summer folk! Not sure what happened to the last scheduled "half pint", must have swallowed it, will have to sick it back up at some point. In the meantime...welcome to part one of summer hand-held hell AKA: the annual visit to southern France, to the home of the original & best Nougat- Montélimar. (see video in comments section) Noo-gah...chewy, a bit nice, highly addictive. Nothing like annoying the crap out of people with a stolen camera (many thanks Ricofruk!) while chewing nu-gar & that. Nothing like living in a house on a hill surrounded by nature..& NOOGAR. You enjoy please, iss nice. *wish you were here!

AfP#35a: Half a pint of OK coffee

Anthony from Paris — Sat, 14 Jul 2007 12:19:25 GMT

Et Oui! Voici enfin le moment que vous attendez tous! Une nouvelle émission AfP...enfin, une moitié! Malheureusement, il faudra patienter pour la suite, car je me suis malencontreusement coincer la tete dans le postérieur d'un rhinocéros qui s'appelle Alan. Translation: Hello! A cousin had the great idea of phoning me while I was ironing. One of my ears is now incapacitated & so in audio terms, that means- half a show in time for Bastille day! The other half pint will follow. Have a good one. *soigne tes puces mon frère!

(Karaoke Wednesday)

Anthony from Paris — Wed, 23 May 2007 21:32:14 GMT

"The lady is a Tramp"- F.Sinatra (Rodgers/Hart) Have you noticed whenever there's a karaoke night somewhere, there's always some inebriated prat there who decides he's Frank Sinatra & decides to inflict the embarassing cheese on everyone? I hate that. (What the hell, had alot of fun with this the other night- So sorry about that Frank.) A Bientot les amis! (From the ridiculous to the downright unfair, always nice:

AfP#34: Sarky-Royal Bee song

Anthony from Paris — Mon, 14 May 2007 12:35:06 GMT

Hello again! A show after an electoral hiatus. After both emerging from the first round when we were faced with enough candidates & ballots to make a flick book- Sarko ended up beating Ségo in the final vote & is now the president of the republic of France. He says he loves his country- so do we. He says he loves Tom Cruise- so do....) Anyway, Tom is one of Nick's close friends apparently- which is clearly an excellent incentive to vote for someone! Warning: episode contains loud shrill 'singing' that may make your ears bleed. Thankyou to JR for sending that jingle- iss nice. 'L'amaar' - MC Rai 'She makes me' - Danko jones 'Happy together' - The Leningrad Cowboys (with red army choir) *Old Jean Pierre is a porn fiend!

AfP#33: Woke up this Morning

Anthony from Paris — Sat, 21 Apr 2007 11:17:42 GMT

Welcome back! Hello, my name is Anthony & in case you were unsure, I'll let you in on a little secret...It's ALL about me. Yep, learn to love it baby. Anyway, me have'nt been very well recently but here's a belated easter egg full of other easter eggs that are full of russian dolls that have eaten too many easter eggs & have no clue what to write for the shownotes. Man, this Advil stuff is stronger than I thought. See you next time!) French for chinese speakers -this vid cracks me up because I'm silly: (cheerful pair..maybe they start tapdancing as soon as your back is turned.) *Special thanks to pals, JR & Ken E. (the man of a thousand voices) for the Napoleonic contribution! I think Napoleon was indeed four foot two thankyou.

AfP vidcast: mornings

Anthony from Paris — Sun, 15 Apr 2007 23:56:56 GMT

Hey! How's it going yuz. This here is one of them there short videos of mine that is in no way a replacement for the normal shows that the tens of listeners are always clammering for! #33 (soon to be posted) has been on standby on account of my having a dead cat living in the throat & not being able to talk properly-so what's new ay. For once, it is'nt podomatic's fault...Bah, I'll blame it on them anyway! signed Snot Rocket the 3rd. See you soon! (music: 'facades' by Philip Glass)

AfP#32: Charlie Says

Anthony from Paris — Tue, 27 Mar 2007 16:24:42 GMT

"Charlie says don't set your pants on fire whilst listening to this show because it burns & that" Hello again. Pulled out another show from the proverbial podcasting arse, just in time for these blossoming spring days- Woohoo! The annual Paris book fair is on at the moment for those who may need a break from the tweeting birds & flip flop merchants. No, it is'nt quite that warm here yet, but getting cheesier by the minute anyway. Then again, you never know-it may snow tomorrow. So that's nice. The Gipsy Kings Luther Allison "Charlie Says" PSA: *Free Willy.

AfP#31: Shakespeare and Co.

Anthony from Paris — Mon, 19 Mar 2007 16:30:35 GMT

Again, crawling out from the woodwork of pod-inertia- it's #31. Bits and bobs stuck together with sellotape- consisting of books, stuff and some old news that the cat has just dragged in (& also featuring that little green bastard- Kermit the frog) anthonyfromparis.podomatic.com: Here is some footage of George Whitman (founder of "Shakespeare & Company" bookshop in Paris) showing some admirers how to 'cut' your own hair.....er....nice one George : Shakespeare & Company 'Buffalo girls' - Malcolm McClaren 'IL' - les Negresses Vertes 'Big Mouth strikes again' - the Smiths 'Hollywood' - Vic Reeves & Bob Mortimer 'Banatzeana' - Fanfare Ciocarlia Friends & Niceness: DWT is back! (where for art thou Samechick & Dave?) http://joelcrowservo.podomatic.com/ The Garage/Loft: http://jrclaiborn.podomatic.com/ BdLine: http://www.bdline.net/ Random Fandom: http://www.randomfandompodcast.com/ The Cupcake Castle: http://cupcakecastle.podomatic.com/ * all the best to the best! ("Les Césars" cinema awards ceremony: see comments section for some serious 'polishing')

AfP(Mini-Mash)

Anthony from Paris — Wed, 07 Mar 2007 09:10:51 GMT

Hello there! This is a cheesy little mash-up in honour of the latest addition to the extended family. Cousin Anne gave birth to a baby boy in Paris yesterday named Leopold. I tried getting an interview with the little guy but think maybe it was too early for his podcasting debut. Anyway, he says "Waaaaaaaah!!......& that" which probably translates as "What the hell is this place!? I want to go back inside please." *see you shortly

AfP#30: Eggs, Ferraris and Big Tops

Anthony from Paris — Sat, 24 Feb 2007 11:38:08 GMT

Before throwing eggs at the politicians on tv, you may want to go for a boring run in the park and regress to the state of a kid- Or perhaps try the unbreakable egg trick- it's not bad, but won't really get you a job with the circus. Anyway, random donkeys are always a bonus. 'Vedasarshivastava' - Suchita Parte: Listen/Buy 'Tu est foutu' - Bodypump 47 (Thanks to DJ Dannielle ) 'Huit et demi' - Nino Rota 'please do not disturb' - Bill Hicks 'Country man' - by my good pal JR ! (watch this space for more) 'Sensuelle et sans Suite' - Serge Gainsbourg 'Lucky Pressure' - Roni Size Alexis Gruss Annie Fratellini the first female auguste clown: Before and After. *so much for shorter shows!

Anthony from Paris — Sat, 24 Feb 2007 10:20:40 GMT

Due to major Cock-ups at podomatic HQ, show 30 cannot be posted at the moment & will be delayed for an indefinite period of time & that. (Estimated time: the time it takes a bunch of mute geeks who we don't know from Adam- to get their act together & take a plunger to the interwebs) Even this page seems to be on the wonk. I think these people need to get with it & do the Tika Tika walk:

AfP#29pt2: Revolution type Thing 2.

Anthony from Paris — Fri, 09 Feb 2007 10:01:04 GMT

*(CORRECTED REPOST: for those who downloaded early on Fri 9th Feb- this one has the intended sound levels.Sorry & that) During what became known as "the terror", Robespierre the revolutionary pioneer was very good at making lists of potential candidates for the national razor (some, like Danton & Desmoulins were once his friends & allies.) One such list he would never read out as he was silenced before he could & arrested by his increasingly nervous colleagues. The spiraling terror & constant flowing of blood would die along with Robespierre, after he himself would face the chop at the place de la Concorde.(-Just one of the things along with the franco-austrian war to be somehow absent from the 2nd & last part of this rough & roundabout look at the french revolution. Hosted by fountain of knowledge. 'Senor Matanza' - Mano Negra 'King of Pain' - the Police 'I'm Sorry' - Brenda Lee Les Misérables - (various) Tuileries Palace/Gardens: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tuileries_Palace The Conciergerie Prison: http://www.answers.com/topic/conciergerie J.P. Marat: Marat "national razor": Guillotine Place de la Concorde: execution M.A: action figure Louis & MA: royal couple MA's cell: reconstruction the Girondins: girondins Charlotte Corday stabs Marat Bastille fortress: demolition Revolutionary couple *The Guillotine- fast & effective way to get rid of a headache/ *Merci Mamy

AfP#29: Revolution type Thing 1.

Anthony from Paris — Sun, 04 Feb 2007 03:28:34 GMT

Hello! Back after a long pause. It's a new year & unfortunately I've recently been experiencing some technical difficulties. So that was my new year's 'revolution'- don't rely too much on technology and avoid having your head too far up your own arse because it makes it very difficult for the guillotine to chop it off! (your head that is)= Part one of a bumper sized show about the french revolution (that makes my current editing facility melt apparently. Anyway, have swallowed a few books which I puke out willy nilly for your listening boredom!) Thankyou V much to Joanna & Laurie for the "Favorite Things" song: http://www.randomfandompodcast.com/ (sorry it got the chop, we have editing software to thank for that. -All is rectified in part 2) 'It's good to be the king' - Mel Brooks 'Filthy Gorgeous' - Scissor Sisters 'If the kids are united' - Sham 69 *Garageband censors you in mid-blah blah: Back to normal then after Part 2 with sissy sized shows.

AfP#28: Last 'Dam train to '07

Anthony from Paris — Thu, 11 Jan 2007 14:09:39 GMT

Went to Amsterdam in Holland for new year's eve this year. It was fine. Did'nt see much of the place though, nor did I buy some clogs or edam or even partake in any of the LEGAL substances they have over there. I just worshipped the gods of Guinness & Heineken & saw my excellent brother Johnny along with some very cool dutch people. (Dank U wel: Johnny, Monique, Sanner, Werner.) 'Voodoo people' - the Prodigy 'Pomp & Circumstance' op:39/ Enigma variations - Elgar 'I've seen it all' - Bjork 'Venus in furs' - the Velvet Underground Unico Willem van Wassenaer: http://www.baroquecds.com/15Web.html 'Alabama Song' - the Doors Pics of the 'dam: http://www.amsterdam.info/pictures/ Rembrandt: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rembrandt anthonyfromparis.podomatic.com *new years resolution: not so many toilet references.)

AfP vidcast: 'New Year'

Anthony from Paris — Sun, 31 Dec 2006 01:46:00 GMT

Wishing you all the best for the coming new year. God, it only seems like a year ago since the last one. I hate new year's anyway- will be glad when it's over! Thankyou for listening & see you in 2007. *music: 'Wonderland' - the robot ate me.

AfP#27: Noel Noel Noel

Anthony from Paris — Fri, 22 Dec 2006 22:59:28 GMT

My christmas present to you. Nothing edible- but it's the thought that counts. (Remember to keep the receipt in case the show does'nt fit) Happy Christmas everyone! '3rd man theme' - Chet Atkins 'Fairytale of New York' - the Pogues 'Banatzeana' - fanfare Ciocarlia 'Walking in the air' - Joseph McManners 'God rest ye merry gentlemen' - Mannheim Steamroller Esméralda is brought to you by Disney, cheddar cheese & respectable sentiments: *Bonnes Fetes!

AfP#26: Silent night, douce nuit.

Anthony from Paris — Mon, 11 Dec 2006 11:02:04 GMT

The only 'holy' apparitions I have encountered tend to be the ones you sometimes find on old worn clothing. The appearance of Thierry (aka: Popeye) in Paris was good. He's a man of the sea who naturally does his share of fishing - No streets in Paris named after him though, probably because he is'nt a cat.. 'Vois sur ton chemin' - Les Choristes 'Inel Inel de aur' - Rona Hartner & DJ click http://www.lobo-prod.com/web/ronahartner/ 'head over heels' - Tears for fears 'Paris' - Marc Lavoine & Souad Massi 'Bombs' - Faithless: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6Ps_MBXEdA Chapelle Notre Dame de la médaille miraculeuse: http://www.chapellenotredamedelamedaillemiraculeuse.com/ *Merci a Thierry, Antoine, Olivia,"Yes-man" Philippe. Seasons greetings to everyone!

AfP#25: Shuttleworth, shopping, blah blah, and that

Anthony from Paris — Wed, 29 Nov 2006 00:21:03 GMT

Mr. John Shuttleworth is the bard of ordinariness, nay- the messiah of minutia! In short, he is GOD. Now that is clear, I can announce that in keeping with the Shuttlemeister's world- this show touches on various things, all of which are spectacularly ordinary (apart from James Bond maybe, but my guess is that he washes his socks like everyone else.) *This show is proudly sponsored by 'V8 Juice' (made with 8 veg & not 5 as previously stated..doh) PLAYLIST featuring: 'What's a Shuttleworth?' - J. Shuttleworth 'Modern man' 'Back to savoury' 'Mamma Mia' - Abba 'Clandestino' - Manu Chao Excerpt from John Shuttleworth's "It's nice up north": John Shuttleworth: http://www.shuttleworths.co.uk/ http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Graham_Fellows V8 Juice: http://www.v8juice.com/products.aspx *Oof!

AfP#24: November waltz

Anthony from Paris — Sat, 18 Nov 2006 21:13:24 GMT

Well, the 'city of lights' is that much more sparkly now that the christmas decorations are starting to appear. All a bit cheesy if you ask me, Bah-humbug! Very pretty though, as are xmas songs sung in spanish! Thanks to Joanna & BB mama for that. *'Free as a bird' - the beatles: Joanna & BB: http://www.randomfandompodcast.com/ Beaujolais nouveau: http://www.intowine.com/beaujolaisnouveaufacts.html Francis Bacon film: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0119577/ *007= licence to take baths

AfP#23: Dogs and Frogs

Anthony from Paris — Wed, 08 Nov 2006 19:21:09 GMT

It appears that in some cases, being a frenchman is a licence to talk absolute pants- especially when they speak in english. I would'nt say 'The Dogs' talked pants, but they may have sung about them. * 'Jeunes et Cons' - Damien Saez 'Ma ville est le plus beau park' - les Fabulous Trobadors 'Les Dogs': http://www.chez.com/different/ Lollipop records: http://lollipop.records.free.fr/ Fabulous Trobadors: http://www.fabulous-trobadors.com/ Eric Cantona: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Éric_Cantona (wikipedia-shmedia-link does'nt seem to work. Type in Eric Cantona, sorry!) *OOh-Ah Cantona, I say, OOh-Ah Cantona

AfP vidcast: 'Towelhead de Niro's' message of peace

Anthony from Paris — Thu, 02 Nov 2006 19:27:10 GMT

It was a bank holiday yesterday, so I put a towel on my head...whatever, Cannes here we come.

AfP#22: Alloween

Anthony from Paris — Fri, 27 Oct 2006 22:52:11 GMT

In the past few years, Halloween really seems to have taken off in France. I'm not sure what "trick or treat" is in french though,- probably something involving cheese. Anyway, the ghost of Titian seems to be alive & well- as are my great auntie Mimi & cousin Antoine, who could be quite scary if they were'nt so adorable. Terrifyingly looong podcast. 'Le tourbillon' - Vanessa Paradis 'The decemberists': http://www.decemberists.com/ (thankyou to D for the song) 'Oh happy day' - the London community Gospel Choir 'Death is not the end' - Nick Cave & the bad Seeds & friends (Joseph Merrick- 'the elephant man') : http://www.rotten.com/library/sideshow/elephant-man/ http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080678/ http://www.jsitton.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/elephantman/elephant_man.htm Frances Newton: http://www.freefrances.org/ (one of many victims of today's barbaric & medieval justice) Titian: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Titian *I could murder a curry

AfP#21: Windmills and Tutus

Anthony from Paris — Sun, 15 Oct 2006 22:06:07 GMT

Hello again! Can you can-can? I can, can't, whatever..This week, a visit of sorts to the famous parisian music hall- the Moulin Rouge, where Nicole Kidman lives as everybody knows! Unfortunately, I did'nt see her but did however, manage to notice that the moulin is RED- so that's good. PLAYLIST featuring: 'Ghost town' - the Specials 'Facades' - Philip Glass 'Moulin Rouge' Baz Luhrmann: http://moulinrougemovie.com/mr1.htm# Toulouse Lautrec: http://www.toulouselautrec.free.fr/ *the show must go on

AfP#20: French letters a la mode Lafayette

Anthony from Paris — Sun, 08 Oct 2006 19:49:17 GMT

In french a common term for roast beef is "rosbif" and walkie-talkie is "talkie-walkie"- go figure...That's "bizarre" as we say in english, but don't bother figuring it out, you'll only end up in a "cul-de-sac" (=arse of bag: hee hee) Anyway, through the podcasting "genre" we can check out some "pret a porter" and "eau de toilette (toilet water) at the Galeries Lafayette. (PLAYLIST: see comments section at anthonyfromparis.podomatic.com) Galeries Lafayette: http://www.galerieslafayette.com/international/index.do Gaultier: http://www.jeanpaul-gaultier.com/ *Lingerie is just another word for knickers

AfP#19: Princess D on Washday

Anthony from Paris — Sat, 23 Sep 2006 12:32:33 GMT

Various pieces of evidence surrounding Princess Diana's death in Paris were apparently 'washed away'. I don't quite know what to think about that. Anyway, thinking is easier when you have a clean shirt on your back, that's for sure. PLAYLIST featuring: 'Word up' - Cameo 'Comic strip' - Serge Gainsbourg 'La Palmeraie' - Vincent Madame leave your comments at: anthonyfromparis.podomatic.com Vincent's myspace page: http://www.myspace.com/103469464 Diana memorial fund: http://www.theworkcontinues.org/ *WANTED: anyone who enjoys ironing.

AfP#18: PARIS-TEXAS ( "can u hear me" )

Anthony from Paris — Mon, 11 Sep 2006 18:00:34 GMT

I've never been to Texas, but through the magic of modern technology (& Saturday night insomnia) was able to annoy my pal JR over there with every preconcieved tired idea & cliché about the Lone Star state. Anyway, whatever he says, I refuse to believe he does'nt go to work on a horse (I'll bet my bowler hat, beret, plate of snails & necklace of onions he does). Salut Juls & Antoine & many thanks to Jeffrey & Ken E Midnite (the man of many voices) for the "shits & giggles" You can check out JR's excellent show 'The Garage' here: http://jrclaiborn.podomatic.com/ PLAYLIST: (see comments at anthonyfromparis.podomatic.com *Le 11 Septembre, toujours dans nos coeurs & mémoires.

AfP#17: Blah Blah Piano

Anthony from Paris — Fri, 01 Sep 2006 22:17:44 GMT

A short evening by the virtual piano. What's on one's mind can often be better expressed via the piano keys- so I should have shut up really. Anyway, here's both. Hi all & grassy-ass for listening. PLAYLIST featuring: Piano! (see comments) the best pianist ever: http://www.montrealrestos.com/ *"do re mi fa so la ti"

AfP#16: Flat Cats and Hitchcocks

Anthony from Paris — Tue, 22 Aug 2006 23:15:22 GMT

Everyone remembers the shower scene from Alfred Hitchcock's 'Psycho'. If I may, I'd like to replace the leading lady with one or both of the smelly cats I've been looking after. No, not because I want to stab them- but because I think a wash would'nt hurt. Hitchcock: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000033/ Leningrad Cowboys: http://www.leningradcowboys.fi/ *Hello to Colette,Lol & their parents- Serge & Kiko. Rev. X, Richard from Paris, Robbie & the wonderful singing irish girl who's name I can't remember- I feel really bad now...

AfP#15: Hot nougat, wine & crickets

Anthony from Paris — Fri, 18 Aug 2006 20:14:22 GMT

Part two of my recent trip to the south of France. This time, a house in the hills near Montelimar (town famous for it's manufacture of nougat- pronounced: "noo-ga") Still hot, but not quite as humid as the last place, with the added bonus of wine & noisy crickets.(WARNING: long expanses of french people talking french again- Back to normal next episode & back to Paris- where of course everyone speaks english!) Edith Piaf: http://www.little-sparrow.co.uk/ (great voice but lip-synching was not her forte): PLAYLIST featuring: *'Je t'adore' - The figgs 'Le nougat' - Brigitte Fontaine 'Chanson de la France' - Aristide Bruant 'Lascia ch'io pianga' - Cecilia Bartoli 'Padam..Padam' - édith Piaf *salutations & merci: Jacqueline, François, Philippe, Catherine, Annie, Michel Albert Vanel, Marie Pierre, Anne Marie, Jean, Nicholas, Mituo, Mr. Sauvan & the makers of that wine that went down a treat.

AfP#14: Hot mosquito blues.

Anthony from Paris — Sat, 05 Aug 2006 20:14:29 GMT

Are you warm enough? Get those wooly jumpers on this instant! Hello again, back after a summer break of sorts, with the firm intention of eradicating every mosquito from the surface of this planet..bastards. Part one of a hot & sticky trip. I want AC for xmas. http://www.leschromatiques.com/pages/2006/photographies3.htm PLAYLIST featuring: 'Tour de France' - Kraftwerk 'huit et demi' - Nino Rota 'salade de fruits' - Bourvil 'La calle neuva' - Manuel Morao/ gitanos de Jerez (the heatwave may well have killed off the 'in studio' mic - hence the fisherprice backup: P-popping-tastic) *Salutations: Johnny, Jacqueline, Catherine, Pascal, Michel, 'Merou' etc.

AfP#13: Flags, anthems & broken glass

Anthony from Paris — Thu, 06 Jul 2006 20:47:46 GMT

Hello again! An episode involving football, shouting, football, more shouting, ridiculously warm weather, football, shouting, more football... headache. It's exhausting sitting on your arse watching other people do the work & then shouting about it. On est en finale! Drinks are on me. PLAYLIST featuring: 'Gypsy woman' - Crystal Waters 'La Javanaise' - Serge Gainsbourg & other stuff.. http://yeastradio.podshow.com/ *Ronaldo = England's public enemy #1

Afp#12: Park Life

Anthony from Paris — Mon, 26 Jun 2006 23:50:20 GMT

Watching people in shorts running after a football comes second only to people in shorts running after nothing in the rain. It's amazing how childish & uneventful a Sunday jog in the rain can be.(Warning: heavy breathing) *Come on England - Allez la France

AfP#11: Business as usual

Anthony from Paris — Sun, 11 Jun 2006 19:48:30 GMT

The future of this planet looks bleak in many ways, until we become personally affected by what we may see on the news- it's business as usual ay. Found myself in the mecca of parisian business, where I visited 'l'Arche de la Defense'-all very clean, all very bland - unlike the Metro system which can stink but has a far more diverse population. Anyway, overground or underground- summer is here & soon I'll be able to fry eggs on the roof. PLAYLIST featuring: 'La valse à mille temps' - Jacques Brel 'Merry christmas Mr Lawrence' - Ryuichi Sakamoto 'A whiter shade of Pale' - Procul Harem 'Bring me sunshine' - Morecambe & Wise http://www.parisrama.com/defenseslide/index.htm http://www.thechemicalbrothers.com/ http://www.earth-policy.org/Books/PB2/Contents.htm *foxinabox

AfP#10: Chill out by the window.

Anthony from Paris — Thu, 25 May 2006 18:50:10 GMT

Stayed at home this time on a bank holiday..I-Pods, harassment from old ladies, bakers & other stuff..I think. In short, some random babbling whilst looking out of the window, all very exciting! "Eiffel tower!" -there, that's the parisian aspect justified for this shabby episode. http://www.negressesvertes.com/index1.html *poor Sofia Coppola

AfP#9: You say "Cacophony" & I say "Blluurgh"

Anthony from Paris — Sun, 21 May 2006 18:17:06 GMT

Nursing a hangover & treading over the corpses of dissapointed Arsenal fans in Paris- can only fuel my hatred towards my neighbours who as far as I'm concerned,- should have been sent off the pitch ages ago. *Hi to Dan & Liz who have finally got off their arses & produced some new content- "yeh, but no, but yeh" xx btw: for those of you, like me, who have'nt seen 'King kong' yet: http://daveandshecky.podomatic.com/

AfP#8: Dead air & Candles

Anthony from Paris — Wed, 10 May 2006 00:07:40 GMT

On the 'other side' time is not an issue- so, lots of 'dead air'..One to get in touch with your spiritual side, or fall asleep to if you prefer - Well, is'nt that what most people do on a Sunday? Anyway, if you need cheering up- join me as I visit dead people & walk around the funfilled, hilarious place that is the Père Lachaise cemetary in Paris- Yay! To be followed by a second helping of mirth at the local 'God Shop'- WooHoo! http://www.pere-lachaise.com/perelachaise.php?lang=en http://www.thedoors.com/index.cfm?fa=home1 *(In this life or the next I should apparently stop saying "apparently" so much)

Anthony from Paris — Sat, 06 May 2006 18:54:27 GMT

Afp#7: Messy, pissed, April showers

Anthony from Paris — Thu, 27 Apr 2006 00:43:50 GMT

Hello again. Thank Christ for Easter! - He rose again & has been playing silly buggers with the weather ever since- April showers indeed.. no candlelit dinners going on over here- they've all been extinguished! We're all officially peering out the rainy window with runny mascara waiting for summer..effing global warming-I hope it snows this summer. "burp" ANYWAY- *keep on saying- "keep on keeping on" kool kids.

AfP#6: La vie en Rose

Anthony from Paris — Tue, 11 Apr 2006 19:29:02 GMT

This episode is raspberry flavoured and pinkish in colour, just like the Eiffel tower- in the sense that the tower is brown..um...(whatever)- and like beer which is pink if you add some 'Kool Aid' to it. Anyways, pink is cool and even if-like Benoit,-you "profoundly hate queen", the 'iron lady' is always watching over you...So I decided to pay her a visit. 300 mtrs of audio 'framboise' -delicious. http://www.tour-eiffel.fr/teiffel/uk/ludique/visite/360/java_bd/jour/index.html# Episode dedicated to John & Samechick (who sounds like she's feeling alot better!) Merci to Richard from Paris (aka: Dick) & Benoit. Aswell as Shecky- hello to Dave over dere, Joanne, DWT, JR & Rev x: http://samechick.podomatic.com http://joelcrowservo.podomatic.com http://jrclaiborn.podomatic.com http://bulldada.podomatic.com And special 'Kool Aid' thanks to Lynn, Dannielle & Neil: http://homepage.mac.com/nwatson1/iblog *'Kool Aid' sounds more like a charity concert to help people like E. Clapton or J. Cocker...the list is endless!

AfP#5: Paintings, Babies & Marching feet

Anthony from Paris — Tue, 04 Apr 2006 00:24:57 GMT

Visiting old friends, talking with a little person, rumours of Elvis, dodgy sound, the Louvre with great aunt Mimi- I don't know what else to say really.... Oh yes- springtime is a pile of pants! Booo *Bonjour a: Gilles,Steph,Emmie & tante Mimi & thanks to JR for putting me in touch with the king. http://jrclaiborn.podomatic.com

AfP#4: Last plane to Paris

Anthony from Paris — Sat, 25 Mar 2006 23:41:20 GMT

Barely having time to honour the British Airways sick-bag,-back in France we crash a candle-lit gathering at King Louis's place & think of the old times when dads roamed the hills & hotels had bath tubs- & podcast descriptions made sense! Cheers for listening**

AfP#3: Up on the Roof

Anthony from Paris — Sat, 18 Mar 2006 03:35:46 GMT

This week-there's nothing like finding dvd's in the street, defacing some brand new books & being thanked for it-aswell as a visit to the rooftops,- to take your mind off persistant boring boring flu bugs & air travel! ps: G.W.Bush quote-"The trouble with the french is that they don't have a word for 'entrepeneur'!"...& that*

La revolution is coming, and we smell nice.

Anthony from Paris — Fri, 10 Mar 2006 01:57:43 GMT

Another short snapshot from Paris. It was a little warmer this week and I need some new aftershave.- Meanwhile, gangs of blood thirsty students take the 'Arc de triomphe' hostage....'Eau de Rochas' pour homme- smells very nice btw! a bientot les amis*

AfP#1: Don't blame me- I only live here!

Anthony from Paris — Thu, 02 Mar 2006 23:58:49 GMT

'Fresh' & exhausted from my bad sleep patterns & various ailments, I decide to nurse my symptoms by taking u for a tinny audio evening walk around a deserted, windy & very cold Paris. - See how long you can listen before losing the will to live,-as I say err.. & um.. alot & talk absolute pants about the eiffel tower & nothing in particular. A big MERCI to Podomatic & itunes for providing such an amazing service. & warmest regards to- Shecky,Dave,D.W.T. Joanne, John, Liz, Dick, Juls, Mika, Badspoon, Dan, Catherine, Philippe...& that pissed bloke I met.

ANTHONY from PARIS

Anthony from Paris — Sat, 18 Feb 2006 13:15:57 GMT

direct from the 'City of Lights'- 1 2 3 testing...